The big news in baseball this early in the season is Alex Rodriguez. After 14 games he leads the league in Home Runs, RBIs, and all around pizazz. Said Rodriguez when asked about his stellar start to the season. "Well, might as well get some of the numbers out of the way early that way I can relax when we get to playoff time. The Yankees signed me for one reason, to bring early season excitement. I can't wait to have such huge numbers when I self destruct later in the year, that the reporters won't have an excuse to put me down."
The Yankees are a stellar 8-6 thanks mostly to the amazing play of their star A-Rod. Yankees star outfielder Hideki Matsui had the following to say: "Baseball, the soup tasty is good. Alex homerun through centerfold model. The pants are red." This cryptic remark sums it up perfectly, the soup tasty is good. Think about it.
